Showing posts with label disorder. Show all posts
Showing posts with label disorder. Show all posts

8.27.2011

Storm Shadow vs. Gaddafi


NATO recently deployed Storm Shadow against a C3I bunker at Sirte

"Storm Shadow is optimized for pre-planned attacks on static targets, whose positions are accurately known before the mission. (bridges, airbases, radar installations, communications hubs, port facilities, bunkers etc.) With long-range and efficient stealth design, Storm Shadow can eliminate strategic components of enemy defensive systems, without risking manned aircraft."
(Edited from the SCALP EG page at Defense Update)

11.24.2010

Solid Batman Society

While I was listening to the latest War Rocket Ajax, Sims talked about Morrison's new Batman storyline, and how Batman was inventing Internet 3.0 (Serial Experiments Lain's IPv7 doesn't seem so far-fetched now-a-days), complete with cheat codes. Now, Post-Crisis Batman is the guy who had Brother Eye built, so cheat codes for the internet don't sound any more bizarre than Batman ordering you to become OMAC...
OMAC will fucking wreck your section.

The part that got me was:

Also, all the Gamestop DLC

Now Oracle as the Major, I can get behind, because the next step is....
BATCHIKOMA!

10.11.2010

Happy Native American Day!


(This guy? He turns out to be Satan later on. Satan and I are both racist against cowboys.)


(Devilman is crying, because he's about to litter)


Dramatized? Sounds unlikely.
It's Native American Day is South Dakota. I know everybody else celebrates it the fourth Friday in September, but I prefer not to do what Ronald Regan says.

On the plus side, the U of I is doing something about the "Honor the Chief" guys.
(Images from Shin Devil man. Sadly, Glen Danzig's imprint went under before putting this volume out in the 90s.)

8.18.2010

I always feel like somebody's watching me...

I don't usually mind followers (the joys of Web 2.0), since if I haven't insulted or bored you to death, I'm glad to have you around. But when I was checking my Tumblr dashboard (which I usually don't since the way they implement following means dumping everything in my stream, and if you've got a Tumblr, I've probably followed your RSS, so it pops up in Reader anyway), I saw there was a follower section.
Now, Oxfam doesn't realize there's a reason I post so many disaster articles.

Tony? Take it away...
"I don't believe in 'supernatural' magic," he says. "I believe in 'supernormal' magic, meaning that when certain frequencies are sent out into the ether they affect the human subconscious in much the same way that certain circus tunes make elephants march." LaVey then runs through a medley of "rain songs" - "Singin' in the Rain," "Let a Smile Be Your Umbrella," a dozen more.
"Putting this leitmotif together is magical because I'm the only one who knows it. It sets up a Jungian gestalt. It's called magical superimposition. It's like five characters waiting for a play: I provide the play." LaVey then heightens and sharpens secret magical tonal patterns that he has discovered through years of trial and error. "You get a lot of rain songs together, and imagine all the creative energy, amalgamated creative energy, that went into those songs. Combine that with the emotional energy I produce in playing it. If the audience is right, like the other night in the bar, I can do something very magical because of ego-circuitry."

Proof that magic works? LaVey knew Hatfield the Rainmaker! He saw it work! What is magic today will be science tomorrow, he says, when the effect of biochemical energy is finally understood. He sees proof of magic everywhere. Not just in the return to romantic tunes and nostalgic fashion, but in parking spaces conjured up on the street and good tables appearing suddenly at restaurants, not to mention the San Diego McDonald's massacre and the Mexican earthquake that resulted accidentally after LaVey vented some anger on the keys. He is like a faith healer who has seen too many miracles to doubt. "It's truly frightening," he says.

And now, something different:

5.21.2010

Mai Busketo

So a 5-gallon pail branded with Evangelion graphics popped up in my feeds. It sure seems like some bizarre branding, but with grandad reclaiming the 5 gallon pail he gave me (what makes it funnier, is that, like everything he gives me, he wrote my name and birthdate all over it. When I was moving, he grabbed it and said "Hey, this is one of mine isn't it? and looking at my name in 4" lettering on the side, I said "It sure is."), I am in need of a new one. (Or not.) Looking over it's particulars, I noticed a few things.
  1.  NERV is now U.N. NERV, I guess as a nod to U.N. Spacy from Macross.
  2.  The pail is Blood Type BASCKET (not Blue, so it's not an angel)

I really can't imagine taking flowers to some one in a 5 gallon pail. Maybe they mean Busket?

(If you think this is the longest stretch I've gone to for a joke, I should introduce myself sometime. )

3.29.2010

Elder Brother is from Mars, Tangerines are from Tekumel



If you just skip to 7:45 or so, you lose context for how horrible the Tangerine Sage's powers are.

3.21.2010

In Russia, Broom Sweeps You



No-one seems to be able to explain the broom at 0:13, or what happens to the guy using it. I've seen Flash-Bangs deployed on poles before, but I'd hate to think a Flash-Bang did that. Of course, Russia's deployed Fentanyl in place of Tear Gas/BZ before, so it's a possibility.

2.12.2010

Excellent timing, gentlemen

After the earthquake Wednesday morning, (still unexplained), I remembered something from my feeds.

Defense personnel plan for midwestern earthquake - Jan 30, 2010

You probably didn’t notice, what with the disaster in Haiti, but a 6.4 magnitude earthquake hit Illinois at 10 a.m. last Tuesday, at least in the cyber-world.

Cairo was the epicenter, but the Crowne Plaza hotel on South Dirksen Parkway in Springfield was the nerve center, the place where more than 30 Department of Defense personnel gathered to practice how they would respond in case of real disaster.

While it’s Weimar’s job to design catastrophes, he is reluctant to go against the laws of science. Fulton knows full well the geography of the New Madrid fault, so buildings crumbling too far afield would raise his eyebrows. No problem — there are plenty of faults to play with.

“If I want to give him some more problem sets, I’ll bring up the Wabash fault,” Weimar said. “If we say that building collapsed, it collapsed. If we need to, we will create some aftershocks to create more problems.”

With a playbook that includes plague, chlorine tank explosions, terrorist attacks and myriad other badness, things could always be worse. Take the 10-kiloton nuclear device scenario, complete with a 40-mile radius of destruction and radioactive fallout.
“We’ve blown up Kansas City and Indianapolis twice,” Weimar said.
Nothing troubling about the timing or location at all.

1.30.2010

Haters gonna meme

Image from Reis O'Brien (Note: it ended up being 24pt.)

The original Horror:

Image copyright Eliza Gauger, from her post at Ectoplasmosis.

1.18.2010

Blue Monday?

Hot on the heels of the Blue Moon, it's officially Blue Monday in the UK. Meanwhile, I've got the day off from classes, received a clean bill of health, gone through a gyro and a home-made cheeseburger (I'm bragging, since it wasn't too long ago even a 7Up was making me vomit), and walked down to the gas station for Funyons and pop.

Of course, this is all an excuse to listen to endless renditions of Blue Monday. How can I not love a song with lyrics like:
And I still find it so hard
To say what I need to say
But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me
Just how I should feel today



Infrared false color images of warfare and Zaxxon. This is as close to memories of my childhood as I can get.



More artsy, less angsty. Just doesn't work as well for me.



Man, the Mind's Eye videos have a lot to answer for.



I can almost taste the 90s.



The finest earworm ever written.

10.28.2009

A new coat of taint

So while I was walking back from class today the phrase "Frontal Robotomy" came to mind. Maybe I've had Flowerewolf installed too long, maybe it's like the time I awoke from a sound sleep with a website address in mind (It was someone's photo-gallery about their motorcycle. Really.).

It doesn't seem to be in wide use:

  • Hans Salter titled a track from Lost in Space
  • "Robotomy" appears on Urban Dictionary, in a similar use to Stupode in early Scientifiction
  • and two years ago it titled a one-time contest.

And I don't think it's less explicable than a reference to Max Ernst's Une Semaine de Bonté (A Week of Kindness), not the comedy troupe.

9.13.2009

Nomi, now

I follow Chris Sims Twitter feed, and thanks to spam, he mentioned this old post.

And it got me to thinking, if Archie could mess up things like "Don't be sad, Emo kid", what would they do with something inexplicable?





9.11.2009

Never Forget...


It's been over forty years since the Baldies destroyed the WTC, and I'm still hearing about it. A few rogue Technicons have still soured our relations with the Nebula, and I haven't heard anything from the administration about changing that.

9.02.2009

4 corner MEAT CUBES EARTH

EARTH HAS 4 CORNER
SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY
MEAT CUBE

YOU DUMB-ASS EARTH, THE UNIVERSE
AND EVERY LIVING THING IN IT

http://www.flickr.com/photos/idamage/384258358/


 
 
 

EXISTS BETWEEN A TOP AND BOTTOM BUN, BETWEEN A FRONT AND BACK, BETWEEN OPPOSITE SIDES,
AND INSIDE AND OUTSIDE.

All knowledge of the human
word animal, is insignificant,
when his fictitious word world
is compared to Nature's own
Dynamic & Harmonic Meat Cube's Creation Principle.

They can't allow the Meat
 Cube Principle to continue.

CUBIC meat CUBES
Earth, Life, and Truth --- 
contradicts 1 Day Gods, 
and ineffable by human.

NASA's Moon Landing was 
far less of an achievement 
than Meat Cube discovery, 
for I have Cubed the Earth, 
with 4 simultaneous patties in 1 rotation of Earth. 
(singularity beef scientist can't comprehend T.O.E.)

Who edits the MeatCube on Wikipedia?


blame Dave Campbell

7.18.2009

My rates are vey reasonable

IT'S NOT OIL: No one in the area can recall seeing anything like it before.

It's thick and dark and "gooey" and is drifting for miles in the cold Arctic waters,

"It's certainly biological," Hasenauer said. "It's definitely not an oil product of any kind. It has no characteristics of an oil, or a hazardous substance, for that matter.

Something else: No one in Barrow or Wainwright can remember seeing anything like this before, Brower said.

"If it was something we'd seen before, we'd be able to say something about it. But we haven't ...which prompted concerns from the local hunters and whaling captains."

The stuff is "gooey" and looks dark against the bright white ice floating in the Arctic Ocean, Brower said.

"It's pitch black when it hits ice and it kind of discolors the ice and hangs off of it," Brower said. He saw some jellyfish tangled up in the stuff, and someone turned in what was left of a dead goose -- just bones and feathers -- to the borough's wildlife department.

"It kind of has an odor; I can't describe it," he said.

"From the air it looks brownish with some sheen, but when you get close and put it up on the ice and in the bucket, it's kind of blackish stuff ... (and) has hairy strands on it."

For the most part, the mystery substance seems to have stayed away from shore.

Huge blob of Arctic goo floats past Slope communities

6.25.2009

Skeletoriental Adventures



It takes the Bollywood magic of Nafrat Ki Aandhi to make me realize I've been setting my sights too low all these years. Why settle for a Throne of Skulls when you can have a Throne of Skeletor?

Also, bonus points for Orko being just as useless, but less annoying.

6.23.2009

Tropical Storm Andras?



This will work out great!


  • He can give advice on how to kill, and he can escalate quarrels and discord.
  • His Office is to sow Discords. If the Exorcist have not a care, he will slay both him and his fellows.
  • He can give advice on how to kill, and he can escalate quarrels and discord.

Thanks to ABC for pronouncing it out loud, and Delirium's Realm, for helping lazy Daemonologists everywhere.