So I read TheTerrordrome retweeting Dave Willis today:
"It's just like G.I. Joe, but nobody's dressed like a Native American or a football player: http://tinyurl.com/3bkw5ul"
I'm going to skip the Native American part, but I had to fire up Photoshop:
If you're not one of the three fans of Tracker, there's a reason he's there. (And no jersey, damn it.)
The longing for impossible things, precisely because they are impossible; nostalgia for what never was; the desire for what could have been; regret over not being someone else; dissatisfaction with the world’s existence.
Showing posts with label Art. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Art. Show all posts
5.03.2011
3.09.2011
I'll get in on the fun
I just read the comments on Jeff's new spells post, and had to do something for Face of Terror.
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The circle of life |
1.19.2011
Tomb of Zodiacula
Chris Sims put up his response to the Zodiac restructuring up at ComicsAlliance, and it should surprise no-one that I'm a Dracula.
(Also, I'm a cusssp Cobra Commander, you foolssss.)
That mans that you draw on others to an almost parasitic extent, and while it's a good thing to rely on your friends for strength, you're not exactly what we'd call a "giver." Instead, your very presence leaves those around you feeling drained, and while they might resent it, they find it awfully difficult to get rid of you once you've got your hooks in.
Even worse, your default mood hovers somewhere between "smarmy" and "pompous," constantly fueled by the fact that you actually have been around a while and learned a lot -- though probably not as much as you think. You consider yourself to be better than most of those around you, and while it's true that you have some talent, it all just makes people want to punch you right in the face.
(Also, I'm a cusssp Cobra Commander, you foolssss.)
11.24.2010
Solid Batman Society
While I was listening to the latest War Rocket Ajax, Sims talked about Morrison's new Batman storyline, and how Batman was inventing Internet 3.0 (Serial Experiments Lain's IPv7 doesn't seem so far-fetched now-a-days), complete with cheat codes. Now, Post-Crisis Batman is the guy who had Brother Eye built, so cheat codes for the internet don't sound any more bizarre than Batman ordering you to become OMAC...
The part that got me was:
Now Oracle as the Major, I can get behind, because the next step is....
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OMAC will fucking wreck your section. |
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Also, all the Gamestop DLC |
Now Oracle as the Major, I can get behind, because the next step is....
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BATCHIKOMA! |
11.17.2010
Seal of the Demon BORGES
BORGES grants conversation with the dead, and aids in the navigation of Libraries and Labyrinths. BORGES will also give knowledge of fictional locations, and books that have not been written, have yet to be written, and will not be written.
(Blame Klint.)
10.11.2010
Happy Native American Day!
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(This guy? He turns out to be Satan later on. Satan and I are both racist against cowboys.) |
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(Devilman is crying, because he's about to litter) |
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Dramatized? Sounds unlikely. |
On the plus side, the U of I is doing something about the "Honor the Chief" guys.
(Images from Shin Devil man. Sadly, Glen Danzig's imprint went under before putting this volume out in the 90s.)
9.17.2010
Sorry Proto-Unit V3,
...but Cindi Mayweather is my favorite android now.
(Posted because it's logistically improbable I'll make it to her show next Weds in Champaign. Not that I wouldn't mind seeing Plastician, or Roky Erickson, but Janelle just came on the scene like an atom bomb. Let someone write their own ticket, and they come back with female robot James Brown? Brilliant.)
(Posted because it's logistically improbable I'll make it to her show next Weds in Champaign. Not that I wouldn't mind seeing Plastician, or Roky Erickson, but Janelle just came on the scene like an atom bomb. Let someone write their own ticket, and they come back with female robot James Brown? Brilliant.)
8.16.2010
7.06.2010
Cheatlog
I posted a link from Clients from Hell in my Buzz, and Jeff responded that it sounded like a chatlog between Strong Bad and the Cheat. So...
11.27.2009
The A-Trek
In celebration of Morticoccus' 27th consecutive failure to kill me, an A-Team/Star Trek mash-up, courtesy of Electronic Cerebrectomy.
10.28.2009
A new coat of taint
So while I was walking back from class today the phrase "Frontal Robotomy" came to mind. Maybe I've had Flowerewolf installed too long, maybe it's like the time I awoke from a sound sleep with a website address in mind (It was someone's photo-gallery about their motorcycle. Really.).
It doesn't seem to be in wide use:
And I don't think it's less explicable than a reference to Max Ernst's Une Semaine de Bonté (A Week of Kindness), not the comedy troupe.
It doesn't seem to be in wide use:
- Hans Salter titled a track from Lost in Space
- "Robotomy" appears on Urban Dictionary, in a similar use to Stupode in early Scientifiction
- and two years ago it titled a one-time contest.
And I don't think it's less explicable than a reference to Max Ernst's Une Semaine de Bonté (A Week of Kindness), not the comedy troupe.
10.10.2009
10.03.2009
9.13.2009
8.15.2009
8.05.2009
Rozz-Tox Manifesto

The ROZZ-TOX Manifesto
(a 1980 artifact with end of the millenium resonances)
Gary Panter
Item 1:
The avant-garde is no corpus. It merely lies in shock after an unfortunate bout with its own petard. It feigns sleep but one eye glitters and an involuntary twitch in the corner of the mouth belies a suppressed snicker. The giggle of coming awake at one's own funeral dressed in atomic TV beatnik furniture. A mutant with a mission.
Item 2:
There are twenty years left in the twentieth century. Twenty years to reap the rewards and calamities that have been put in motion in this period. At this time a current of aesthetic function is emerging: the inevitable culmination of concepts and experiments pioneered and conducted in this century. We declare society an amusement park and one to be dead reckoned with.
Item 3:
A deadly texture and tone have taken the cereal Nirvana: a misanthrope born of capitol realities, tendencies, and inter-office memos. Sightless businessmen-posed-entertainers shovel up tons of soulless Saturday morning animation. Would that you could make cost effective the rubbery genius that was the Saturday morning of our youth.
Item 4:
We say enough to the instigators of game show design for we are sick and dizzy. Show us the backs of these monstrous facades, for even bare plywood is a healthier texture. Oh you seekers of the new who run terrified from history into the clutches of an eternal life where no electric shaver can be
built to last.
Item 5:
Close the bars! We require well lit media centers that serve soft drinks and milk. We require that top-40 radio stop it. And this for extant executive entertainers: We know when to laugh. Machines don't, and it is irritation to hear them laugh at the wrong time. They laugh at nothing and nothing isn't funny.
Item 6:
Find the evil doers, the merchant peddlers of Pavlovia who use our unmentionable parts against us. Will you hide behind a scrim of two-dimensional phosphorescence when Biology exacts its reward?
Item 7:
Profound faith in glamour is a surefire way to not see that you kill what you eat. We believe and worship a two-dimensional world. No god printers save us when we stand naked and brainless before an uncompromising and impartial physicality. We are sick now/get wise to the media. Join the art police. We call for posting of cow pictures in every fast food franchise. And for vegetarians, recordings of screaming vegetables at every salad bar.
Item 8:
Beautiful and effective communicative marketing and aesthetic media are not innately evil; merely seductive. However, seductive aesthetics and media are prone to undermine common sense and vision in a capitalistic culture. Our own creations have shamed us. Teaching us that the hand and opinion of the individual are not as legitimate as that of opinion transmuted
and inflated by broadcast ... especially when that opinion is on 80-pound coated stock, in full color ... or when that opinion steals invisibly and incomprehensibly into a box in our homes. Would that society reveled in certain varieties of vandalism and disarray. May we mow our lawns and remain civilized.
Item 9:
It is unfortunate and unacceptable what vile and lazy do-nothings are given unwarranted credence for mouthing such foul and mean clichis as "rip-off" and "sell-out." They have no understanding of our economy and the time it takes society to go. Confess and shut up! Capitalism good or ill is the river in which we sink or swim. Inspiration has always been born of recombination.
Item 10:
In a capitalistic society such as the in which we live, aesthetics as an endeavor flows thorough a body which is built of free enterprise and various illnesses. In boom times art may be supported by wildcat speculation or my excess funds in form of grants from the state or patronship as a tax write-off. Currently we are suffering from a lean economy. By necessity we must infiltrate popular mediums. We are building a business-based art
movement. This is not new. Admitting it is.
Item 11:
Business 1. To create a pseudo-avant-garde that is cost effective. 2. To create merchandising platforms on popular communications and entertainment media. 3. To extensively mine our recent and ancient past for icons worth remembering and permutating: recombo archaeology.
Item 12:
Waiting for art talent scouts? There are no art talent scouts. Face it, no one will seek you out. No one gives a shit.
Item 13:
Market saturation was reached in sixties - everyone knows that. Fine Elitist Art is of diminishing utility. There is not more reward for maintaining or joining an elite and sterile crew.
Item 14:
Elitist art cannot help the emergent complex through its painful and potentially stupidly dangerous adolescence. Start or support primitive industry, propaganda to no dogma, and environmental jarrs.
Item 15:
Law: If you want better media, go make it.
Item 16:
We are born capitalists and manufacturers of alternative goods and services. We are made propagandists and propose an antimedia to no dogma. We call for popular environmental manipulators, primitive industry, an avant-garde placed squarely in the entertainment field, for archaeologists and synthesizers.
Item 17:
A call for mutant intuition and wrestling is real. A current that synthesizes ideas and entertainment .. an antimedia that creates, participates, and services and broader-based lunatic fringe and one that is capable of finishing the century outright. An avant-garde that has no mean diversion and stocks the supermarket.
Item 18:
Our lack of popularity in high school was led us to think and thinking has lead us to this. No war is waged here; only a strain, a virus, a toxoid, a Rozz-Toxoid. The emergent complex asks for just twenty years of your time. Now, stand and sing ...
Final Note:
Capitalism for good or ill is the river in which we sink or swim, and stocks the supermarket.
I first met the Rozz-Tox when the Post Brothers fought it, and the Residents.
I always had the "Stocks the Supermarket" line going through my head at work.
I wonder if the "idea = virus" of Meme theory owes as much to Rozz-Tox as Burroughs.
via Warren Ellis' Whitechapel.
6.25.2009
Skeletoriental Adventures
It takes the Bollywood magic of Nafrat Ki Aandhi to make me realize I've been setting my sights too low all these years. Why settle for a Throne of Skulls when you can have a Throne of Skeletor?
Also, bonus points for Orko being just as useless, but less annoying.
6.22.2009
Hey, I've still got a Poetry tag
Mad props for pronouncing hesperian. I used some of the Fungi from Yuggoth in ritual work about eight years ago, and trying to read Lovecraft's verse aloud gives small joy. CAS seems more enjoyable.
Also, Clark Ashton Smith appreciation society.
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