You're welcome, Hollywood

So, the first thing I thought of after Scott Pilgrim's poor boxoffice...

I really should despise stuff like this...

But, hey kids , the Star Wars does that rapping you're all into.




(The Byronic Man judges will be calling me in the morning.)

It's like the bible, but different.

The A-Trek

In celebration of Morticoccus' 27th consecutive failure to kill me, an A-Team/Star Trek mash-up, courtesy of Electronic Cerebrectomy.

The Ballad of GI Joe

The Ballad of G.I. Joe from Olivia Wilde

Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
Henry Rollins as Duke
Sgt. Slaughter as Himself

I want them in the sequel.

Skeletoriental Adventures

It takes the Bollywood magic of Nafrat Ki Aandhi to make me realize I've been setting my sights too low all these years. Why settle for a Throne of Skulls when you can have a Throne of Skeletor?

Also, bonus points for Orko being just as useless, but less annoying.

Emergency Broadcast Network

Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb

Courtesy of Covers Etc

Is it bad that I remember it like this?

Musical Interlude:

Day Rating: Fuck Yes

Fresh President, Talked about programming for a half hour after class with a cute girl, came home to this:

Happy New Year Europe, here's your style sheet

Popeye enters the public domain January 1st in Europe.

“-Popeye once lifted the earth in one of the Fleischer shorts that was spoofing Greek Mythology.
-He dog paddled an island that both he and Olive Oyl were stranded on back to the mainland.
-With a lasso, he pulled the Grand Canyon together just so he could reach Bluto on the other side
- He knocked a comet that would have destroyed the earth into tiny bits.
-He punched Bluto so hard, Bluto hit the full moon, which was blown apart so that only a crescent was left
-He pulled the moon closer to earth
-He stopped a martian invasion by punching the fleet all the way back to Mars. - He pulled the world’s continents back together again with only a lasso.
-He knocked Bluto so hard, Bluto broke through the time stream and deaged into an infant
-He knocked Bluto so hard, he destroyed the constellations and altered the night sky.
-He lassoed the sun and pulled it up just so the morning would come quicker. -He blew the sun out like a candle so he could get some private time with Olive Oyl.
-In an episode spoofing Exodus where he played Moses, he got tired of waiting for God and parted the Red Sea himself.
-Taking spinach renders him immune to magic. Bluto once tried to turn him into a frog, but he punched the spell back at Bluto. Also Zeus tried to zap Popeye with a lightning bolt, but Popeye punched it back at him, thus defeating Zeus by frying him.
-Popeye can ressurect himself from the dead with spinach. His nephews force fed some to his lifeless body. Popeye’s soul returned to his body, which got up and proceeded to beat the crap out of Bluto.
-Popeye resisted being wiped out of existence by an animator. His pipe was fed spinach, Popeye willed himself back, and then he beat up the animator.
Which brings me to…
-Popeye can break the 4th wall. A real boy in the movie audience threw some spinach into the screen to Popeye. Popeye got up and hit Bluto so hard, Bluto was knocked into the real world.
-Popeye can resist mind control after eating spinach. An evil hypnotist hypnotized Popeye into thinking he was a chicken. Popeye ate some spinach, snapped out of it, and then counter hypnotized Bluto into thinking he was a baby.
-Popeye even beats reality. He can do stuff like turn a lion into a leopard skin coat just by punching it. Not even a lion skin coat, a leopard skin one.”

-Courtesy the /co/ Popeye-pasta 

Also,  he rescued Pappy from Goon Island by grabbing the film off it's sprockets, and flinging the Goons into the void.

Should've watched out for those owls, Major Briggs.

Zeppelin vs. Pterodactyls vs. You

Brownlee on the whole thing