Wilkin's coffee will wish you into the cornfield

"As to advertising, it insults the intelligence of the viewer. It is geared at know-nothings ... About the only clever advertising on the air today is 'Wilkins and Wontkins'. It pleases rather than irritates television audiences, and I am happy to learn that this series is bringing increased sales to the sponsor."
-John Marshall Butler (R-MD) February 19, 1959
If you've ever wanted to see Muppets get shot in the head, but don't have a copy of Meet the Feebles handy, you no longer have to go 50 years into the past.

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