Wu-Tang is half the battle

As the AV club announced, RZA is now Blind Master in the new GI Joe movies. (Followed by the Internet freaking out, and not being able to tell the Hard, Soft and Blind Masters apart. I'm just happy we're not getting the Faceless Master. )

I do disagree with "only one issue", though. He had a whole arc training Billy, breaking the Joes out of a Borovian gulag, and finally getting iced by Zartan. (Part of a Proud Tradition.)

Another satisfied customer

My only complaint is we probably won't see a blind ninja break some fools with a ball-peen hammer and a grenade.