Wu-Tang is half the battle

As the AV club announced, RZA is now Blind Master in the new GI Joe movies. (Followed by the Internet freaking out, and not being able to tell the Hard, Soft and Blind Masters apart. I'm just happy we're not getting the Faceless Master. )

I do disagree with "only one issue", though. He had a whole arc training Billy, breaking the Joes out of a Borovian gulag, and finally getting iced by Zartan. (Part of a Proud Tradition.)

Another satisfied customer

My only complaint is we probably won't see a blind ninja break some fools with a ball-peen hammer and a grenade.

Solid Batman Society

While I was listening to the latest War Rocket Ajax, Sims talked about Morrison's new Batman storyline, and how Batman was inventing Internet 3.0 (Serial Experiments Lain's IPv7 doesn't seem so far-fetched now-a-days), complete with cheat codes. Now, Post-Crisis Batman is the guy who had Brother Eye built, so cheat codes for the internet don't sound any more bizarre than Batman ordering you to become OMAC...

OMAC will fucking wreck your section.

The part that got me was:

Also, all the Gamestop DLC

Now Oracle as the Major, I can get behind, because the next step is....

BATCHIKOMA!

You're welcome, Hollywood

So, the first thing I thought of after Scott Pilgrim's poor boxoffice...