The longing for impossible things, precisely because they are impossible; nostalgia for what never was; the desire for what could have been; regret over not being someone else; dissatisfaction with the world’s existence.
I blog...For EVIL!
Reject me will they? Fools! Limited by their sanity and their pretty five dimensions! I will CRUSH them like a House of Cards! You will rue this day, you hear me! Rue! You mewling bureaucrats, you paragons of hypocrisy!
(I mean really, Villains offer better vision care anyway, with the glowing eyes and all. I'm not getting any younger, you dig?)